And damnit. There is somebody's blog which has a link to a quiz called "which one of captain jack sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?" And I desperately want to do the quiz, because the person who's blog I found it on, was "but why is the rum gone?" which is of course the best quote in the world.
And the picture:


But the frickin link isn't working. Quizilla is down. Bloody annoying.