Ok, christ that was annoying. Just went back and forth from tatterdemalion to never-neverland and back again (how very peter pan of me, or maybe wendy), because numerous people wondered if my brother wouldn't be resourceful enough to go to the links on tatterdemalion and link back to my new blog. So I went back to tatterdemalion and removed the links and so on, and switched back to never-neverland and repasted the links. laborious process. and blogger's being a pain in the ass.

i just realised that 'pain in the ass' is a rather anti-homosexual expression. or atleast anti-sodomy, which is generally anti-homosexual anyway.

just to remind myself:
smoking like a chimney
drinking like a fish
screwing like rabbits

okok i am not smoking, drinking or screwing at this moment. I'm just amusing myself, because there was this exchange just now between chit and myself -

chit:
we'd be smoking like fish before the age of four
smoking like a fish, is that right?
do fish smoke?
aps:
err no.
All I can think of is rabbits, but that's 'screwing like rabbits' innit?
What do fish do?
Swimming like a fish?
No that's not it.
There's something else.
Which I cannot remember.
chit:
yeah.
chimney! smoking like a chimney!
and drinking like a fish!

And now we're confusing ourselves over some mixed-metaphor guy that neither of us can remember.

She also says the reason why my blog is so amusing is that I blog everything that happens to me.