Conversation today, that has inspired me. I am going to write a comedy called "Don't Make Jokes Like That." About all the things we joke about because we don't dare to say they're true. I might actually get down to writing this play.

"traitor's moon" is me
"squares with pens" is the mad friend.

I make squares with pens. says:
I joked today you know
we have a family friend over
and so it was the usual thing of "oh, so what will the name of the guy you marry be?" type of thing
and I don't know why the hell I said it, but it was like some weird idiotic thing inside of me, and I was like "I might not marry a guy"

it's a traitor's moon. says:
huh.

I make squares with pens. says:
yeah

it's a traitor's moon. says:
and what happened?

I make squares with pens. says:
well, you should have seen my mum's face
the family friend person didn't even hear me
but my brother and my mum did

it's a traitor's moon. says:
oh my god. hahahahahah
that is hilarious.

I make squares with pens. says:
my brother kind of had this "why the HELL did you say that????" face
yeah, hilarious
hahahahaha

it's a traitor's moon. says:
what'd your mum say?

I make squares with pens. says:
well
first she just LOOKED at me
and then she said "don't make jokes like that again"
and my brother was sort of in shock that I'd actually said something like that to my MUM you know...
and the family friend guy just sort of talked to himself, completely oblivious of what was happening I think...*grins*
I never actually told her it was a joke you know...
I mean I was actually only half-joking anyway
but she was like, heh, no
but I really like this guy..he was literally going on and on about god knows what to himself.. asking and answering his own questions
"So, vat are you going to go yinto then? Oh, I know, you must be going yinto business, yall you kids vant to go yinto business these days"