A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Suzuki Bike, when
he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop.
The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a
look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doctor,
can I ask you a question?"
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working
on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a
rag and asked, "So Doctor, look at this engine. I also can open it up,
take valves out, fix them, put in new parts and when I finish, this will
work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the
really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic...
" Try doing it while it's running! " ! "