Question:
...God WILL punish people who continue to delve into evil practices. Ask Mel Gibson, he will tell you. PLEASE TAKE HEED. REALIZE THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT FUN AND GAMES. IT IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM, AND YOU MUST AT LEAST SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR PROMINENT CHRISTIAN LEADERS, EVEN IF YOU DON'T ALWAYS AGREE. IF YOU EMAIL ME, I WILL TELL YOU HOW TO BECOME A CHRISTIAN.
Bud Wilfred Harold Cooper, Miners Bay, Ontario

Answer:
And verily I shall bestow unto thee the method for switching off the caps lock button.