America's Next Top Model is a ridiculous show. So extremely mockable. I am going to watch it religiously.

Some gems from the website -
Katie's self-description: Loyal, crazy, a great personality and humble.
Robin's Self-Description: Determined, ambitious, fun, and looking for a God-fearing man who will treat her like a queen.
And Robin's idol: Oprah Winfrey, because of her generosity and skill as a businesswoman.
Tessa's Self-Description (thank god she's been kicked out already): Sexy, Crazy, Cool! Or is that a TLC song? I'm fun, spontaneous and kinky.
Shannon's Self-Description: Unique, classy, diligent, and blessed by the Lord in many ways.
Kesse's Self-Description: Intelligent, beautiful (inside and out), confident, and a Baptist who tries to incorporate her religion into her everyday life. Kesse also refers to herself as a DIVA: Devastating, Intriguing, Vivacious and just plain All that.

I like Elyse. She's the only smart one who realises the superficiality of the whole endeavour, and her self description is the only one that's got a smidgen of self-deprecating irony to it: Motivated, pretentious and intelligent (a nerdy scholar).