Not particularly funny this time, but -

Khushnam says:
Hi Aparna
Khushnam says:
do u hear hindi songs
alcohol, my permanent accessory. says:
sometimes
Khushnam says:
ok do u have Chhod Do Aancha by bombay vikings
alcohol, my permanent accessory. says:
no
Khushnam says:
ok all right
Khushnam says:
and whats up
alcohol, my permanent accessory. says:
nothing much
alcohol, my permanent accessory. says:
you?
alcohol, my permanent accessory. says:
still in singapore?
Khushnam says:
nope
Khushnam says:
downloading songs
Khushnam says:
hello are u there
Khushnam says:
you want some
Khushnam says:
hello chatting with some one else
Khushnam says:
today my friend had got very badly on her head gotta go to hosptal to meet her tomorrow
Khushnam says:
hello yellow hello yellow are u there ?
Khushnam says:
i wish i had msn mesenger 7
Khushnam says:
busy Huh ?
Khushnam says:
Or Chatting With Some Else
Khushnam says:
You Know Any Music Website
Khushnam says:
Hey MAn My Daddy Here ?

I should consider it a form of community service that I continue to talk to this girl, however curtly. She is deranged, and weird, and pitiful.