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E!Online's Tater Tops Awards results are out, and fantastic results! Top show: Alias, with 8 wins. Second place shared by The OC, Angel and Friends. How great is that!!! Fine example that ratings do not a great show make, and these are the -fans- voting (as in, Taters - couch 'taters, potatoes. the way sam says it in LOTR, taters. couch potatoes=people=fans.)

Breakout Star, Male: Adam Brody, The OC with 51.77% votes (I feel sorry for Ben Mackenzie though, he had only 8.24% votes although I personally think he was great.)
Best New Show: The OC, with 38.75% votes
Best Fight: Sydney vs. Lauren (Jennifer Garner, Melissa George), Alias with 37.66% (Haha! i prophesied this when i saw the fight! it equals or even tops last season's Sydney vs Francinator and Buffy's Buffy vs Faith in edge-of-seat-ness and passion and power and fury, since they were fighting for lurrveee on top of all the other things that females like to fight over)
Best Chemistry: Sydney & Vaughn (Jennifer Garner, Michael Vartan), Alias with 32.37% (Despite there being a total of 3 kisses between them, and a wedding ring on his finger that did not belong to Sydney. Haha! Once more. Oh Luke and Lorelai were a second in this category, with 24.19%. Actually they may have deserved to win more than S/V did, because of the semi-resolution on the javajunkie front in the form of a long-awaited, unprecedented kiss and the fantastic Looks that came before and after and all the time and everything, but both shows rock my socks so it would've been a tough choice anyway.)
Best Bitch: Lauren Reed (Melissa George), Alias with 29.13% (I really really really hated her, meaning that I guess she achieved the bitchness, but I'd rather have had Julie from the OC win because I enjoy hating Julie, whereas Lauren just made me mad.)
Best Baddie: Sark (David Anders), Alias with 38.85% (he's also absolutely delicious-looking and has a scrumptious accent. mmmmm.)
Best Love Triangle: Some trio from Nip/Tuck won, but I want to mention that one of the nominees was "Seth, Summer & Summer's ego" on The OC. How hilarious. And another nominee which comes in second place was "Luke, Lorelai & Jason, on GG" but I don't think that even really deserves mention because there was NEVER a triangle. We all know that Lorelai is made for Luke. Jason never had a shot in hell. A better love triangle which hasn't even been nominated (blasphemy!) is Sydney, Vaugh, Lauren. Now -there's- a Trianvil if I ever saw one.
Favourite Funnygirl: Lorelai in second place with 33.19%. She's in first place on MY list.
Best Kiss: Sydney & Vaughn (Jennifer Garner, Michael Vartan), Alias with 25.22%. (I'm happy for Alias, but I would've given it to Luke and Lorelai who came in third place with 22.23%, simply because it was their first kiss and it was the sweetest kiss EVER.)
Best Guest Star: Quentin Tarantino (McKenas Cole), Alias with 30.31% (I think in this season he was on for all of five minutes, but Tarantino is fantastic and he was fantastic on Alias and Alias has the best guest stars, but Ricky Gervais?!)
Star You'll Miss the Most: James Marsters (Spike), Angel 30.96% (Ohhhhh sexyyyy.)
Favorite Drama Mama: Jennifer Garner (Sydney), Alias with 52.70%
Favorite Drama King: James Marsters (Spike), Angel with 35.33% (Ohhhhh sexyyyy.)
Drama You Can't Live Without: Alias 41.16% (Ohhhh yeah.)

I think GG's done pretty well for itself as well - even though it didn't really win anything, it's in a lot of second places.
Another big HAHA! to everyone who refused to watch Alias and GG this season. (Chit this means you.) Let's all laugh at Chit. HAHAHAHA!
Wow I sound crazed.