Another joke thing, which mainly indians will understand. Bihar is a state in India, the poorest state in India and like Sardars (Sikhs) and Irishmen they're the butt of many jokes. Their english pronunciation, for instance, is hilarious. Although the Gujuratis and Punjabis and for that matter, Madrasis aren't really much better. But anyway.
(Chappals are sandals.
Doodhwala=milkman
Pehelwaan=strongman, i think.
Soot=shoot
Explaining any further makes it pointless.
Read everything out loud to figure out.
Sort of like reading Mark's blog)


Licensing in Bihar


Why you shouldn't apply for a driving licence in Bihar

Bihar ispecial :
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM


NOTE: If you dot knows, please copy from another applikason phorom.


For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen.



Last name:


(_) Yadav
(_) Sinha
(_) Pandey
(_) Misra
(_) Dot no
(Check karet box)



First name:


(_) Ramprasad
(_) Lakhan
(_) Sivprasad
(_) Jamnaprasad
(_) Dot no
(Check karet box)



Age:


(_) Less than phipty
(_) Greater than phipty
(_) Dot no
(Check karet box)



Sex: ____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable



Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right



Occupason:
(_) Politison
(_) Doodhwala
(_) Pehelwaan
(_) House wife
(_) Un-employed
(Check karet box)



Number of children libing in the household: ___
Number that are yours: ___



Mother name: _______________________
Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no, leave blank)



Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)



Dental rekard:
(_) Ellow
(_) Berownish-ellow
(_) Berown
(_) Belack
(_) Other - Give egjhakt color
(Check karet box)



Your thumb imparesson (If you are copying from
another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb
impression also. Please provide your own thumb
impression.)



PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS
Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have
lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do
not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.



NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS