1) elbowed a random guy who tried to feel me up inside the taj mahal
2) made soft porn videos with fellow cast members after dramafest 2004. (very embarrassing.)
3) worn a really ugly makeshift sari to get inside a kerala temple because it was too orthodox for salwar kameez pants.
4) had a really pesky brother who drew moustaches on my Sydney Bristow posters
5) been known as Mrs Leonardo DiCapriAiyar. (DON'T ask.)
6) hurt my knee while running away from a giant moth. AND hurt my knee a year later, right before my 2.4 km run. great timing.
7) simultaneously pined for brad pitt, george clooney and catherine-zeta jones when watching Ocean's Twelve
8) found johnny depp hot even with his eyes gouged out in Once Upon A Time In Mexico
9) owned toy bears that have had more attempts on their "lives" than most other people (or bears) have had
10) bought enough pens to sustain a small economy within the span of four years (so says Chit)
haha i must point out that i had a little freudian slip up there, i wrote "eyes gouged hot" instead of "eyes gouged out" until chit pointed out that it was very obvious which aspect of the sentence i'd been focused on.
so this is boring ol' Me, who does crazy things to get inside a temple instead of to get inside a ... rock concert, or something.
but to redeem my coolness factor: i wasn't voluntarily on that trip to small-town kerala, and if i had stayed outside the temple i would've been all alone in a crowd of devout malayalees - which is scarier than the getup i was forced to wear.
EDIT: i can't believe i'm editing so many times, but i have to clarify for the sake of kelly - she says that having a brother such as mine is not DOING something, but i insist that it is, because unlike anybody else, i Experienced having such a brother, and that IS doing something that nobody else has.
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