ok so nasty and i had this strange semi-lesbianfied conversation (how appropriate, considering current hot topic on 13a blog) over sms earlier, and she’s dared me to put it up on my blog --- potential suitors be not scared away!

the absense of khushnam on this blog will, i trust, be made up for with this conversation of a very different kind =]

and this whole thing was typed in Word and transferred over, thus the weird symbol thingy intermittently that comes when Word smart-edits things. i fixed some of them, but there are still many remaining that i don't know how to fix. sorry!

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(it started with her having been out with a strange mix of her family members today)

Nasty:
Lucas, Brandon, Jerica, my grandmomma and Jerica’s parents ahah some weird 3 generations excursion – scary. naturally wished it were my soulmate, but im not complaining since im not paying. haha

Aps:
Haha yeah the soulmate thing. The search continues. Have you ever found someone who remotely fit the bill?

Nasty:
aahahaha –The Search Continues- sounds like something CrimeWatch will spew good grief! I can't quite tell what’s remote honestly, probably one. but well can I not entertain questions? you?

Aps:
I'm not sure, really. Haha touchy subject huh?

Nasty:
ahah esp since I'm to be eternally devoted to you my Pondicherry, no? –grin a subject fit for sorry drunken stupors I swear

Aps:
Oh dear don’t scare me! Eek. Haha though I have told you before, haven't i? that if you were a guy I might be attracted to you.

Nasty:
Yes reiterated twice over by Kelly on your behalf I should think. now it makes me wonder what I'm missing out on –big grin.

Aps:
Hahaha Kelly my nonsensical little sidekick :) ah well. I'm straight, and still trying - perhaps too hard - to find a guy who fits the bill.

Nasty:
But no really you'd seriously want a male version of me? -what a topic- and yes you're straight that much I’m thankful for

Aps:
I think it's just a superficial thing - enjoyable company is part of the requirement. Intelligence, humour. Am I flattering you too much? But I don't think at the end of the day it would really work.

Nasty:
No I'm resisting the temptation to feel flattered –grin true, but you know possibilities abound, and it depends on who takes the initiative and the how. good vibes can noly take one that far hmm this calls for a Coffee Club

Aps:
Are you asking me out on a date?! Cheeky! Am more in a marche mood, somehow.

Nasty:
Can do –grin are you subtly reciprocating?

Aps:
Could be! Tuesday lunch? Gee tell me when this conversation's going places it shouldn’t go.

Nasty:
I'm game =) no worries I've got a good appetite, after all –grin

Aps:
Ok then Tuesday it is :) what else do you have an appetite for huh? Omg I can’t believe I just said that. Anyway, lunch no sex.

Nasty:
fantastic foreSight there. shall try my best to appreciate it. Appetite actually referred to our dubious nuances.

Aps:
Yup I know that's what you meant though it really is very underhand flirting!

Nasty:
and of cos someone's complaining eh! haha I’m quite enjoying this

Aps:
So am i! is this wrong or just fun?

Nasty:
Well. they needn't be mutually exclusive need they! I dare you to pitch this entire exchange on your blog my dear

Aps:
Agreed about non-mutual exclusivity! And I'll take up that dare, except that I deleted some of the earlier smses – send them again?

Nasty:
Owww- so I'm that inconsequential? –whimpers- shall unearth all that correspondence once I get online

Aps:
Nah I kept the most interesting messages! Inbox is clogged – much of it is messages from you, actually. You have a cute way with words.

Nasty:
That's sweet. hmm a cue for me to foot Tuesday’s lunch? ha.

Aps:
I wouldn't object :)

Nasty:
yet still Only Lunch? surely you can make time for some… well… I was thinking… Shopping too? –winks.

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anyway that was that. -embarassed-. nasty is -excited-.

other things, before this unfortunate (but VERY fun) exercise in pretend-sexuality sees the light of the public domain:

my parents are taking my brother to sepang for f1 this weekend! while little ol' me languishes in singapore. ugh and because it's HP-sponsorship and actually my dad's going because of the clients, they have tickets to the Paddock Club or something which if they'd paid would’ve been in the realm of 8000 dollars per head. ugh. what unfortunate timing to be having common tests. my brother is likely to meet schumacher!!!!!!!! they'll be staying in the same HOTEL! freaking j2. i hate j2. hatehatehate. atleast perhaps this might convince (read: guilttrip) them into taking me somewhere after my birthday. 18th and all, deserves special treatment.
hopefully.

ok so without further ado, i hit the Publish button!