and in other news, katie holmes is learning to knit because her "maternal instincts are kicking in." hurrah. either katie holmes designer babywear is forthcoming, or that's tom cruise again trying to turn the poor girl into every inch the traditional housewife that nicole kidman refused to be. or maybe she wants to knit. no offense to all voluntary knitters out there!

oh Oh OH i just had a brainwave. the picture of jen garner and michael vartan below? i bet it's a dream. sydney dreams that she and vaughn made it to santa barbara and got married on the beach and she wore a really ugly white thing because she was pregnant with the spyfetus and suddenly she looks at her huge tummy and What? She's pregnant? But vaughn died right after she found out she's pregnant! And she's already SO HUGE. WTF happened to chronology?

and then due to the illogicality of it all, which Her Spyness recognises even in her dream state, she wakes up. drenched in sweat. looks forlornly at the conspicuously empty space next to her in the bed. because suddenly the house is filled with his presence a whole lot more than when he was ALIVE. then she starts weeping uncontrollably and her large stomach heaves up and down as she sobs. because finally, FINALLY, she's facing up to the fact that her poor baby's going to have even less of a daddy than she herself did. and the real rambaldi prophecy is that life is a series of increasingly miserable circles.

um, yeah. it's 1 am. i should put myself (and my darling Readership) out of this misery and get some sleep.