Junk Mails are SO annoying: Looking for LOVE? CHARM!NG-Y0UUNG-G!!RLS. wtf.

Today was quite a good day. Got my money back for one. Yay! Am rich again. And lunch was very good. My mom's got her friends over for lunch, and she made lasagna which they ate very little of because they're all skinny losers. So I polished it off. I shall convince her to make this stuff for Friday, unless she's too busy preparing for her dinner thing the same night. She's such a socialite. How annoying.

And I just eavesdropped on them sitting around in the living room talking about sexy Hollywood women. Nicole Kidman, Catherine Zeta-Jones "oozing sex appeal". They then made the Intolerable Cruelty connection and have started talking about George Clooney instead, so I am relieved and have retreated to my room. It's so strange listening to your mother talking about sexy women. Eurgh.

Haha. "Oozing sex appeal" reminds me of "oozes enthusiasm". Not that I'm implying that Vaish oozes sex appeal, though =P And ohmygod the connotations. I ooze authority, that's slightly better even if it's somehow reminiscent of bdsm. Sue me. I seriously need to stop thinking dirty. Like Claud saying "[Pong pong] is under me", meaning 'beneath me' in the condescending way, but of course I started laughing because "under me" is just so bad. And when Minty was working for a guy at some company, and one day a friend of hers called and for some reason Minty said something about the guy she was under, meaning, of course, her boss. But it was a subject of much mirth for a while. Anyway, I just hate the word "ooze". It always reminds me of green goo and the Power Rangers movie. Don't ask.

And to set the record straight, I told Purvis not to be scared of me because I'm a very nice person, and he said that it's only because he respects me. I don't really understand why, but, well and good if he does, anyhow. I'm still wondering if he knows my -real- name.